Miss Wilhelmina

So how many of you have boyfriends that actually feel like writing you something every time they get something going on in their heads? And what motivates them to actually even write? From where I come from, guys are just big jerks. They don’t like cheesy stuff especially if they are out with their girlfriends. Well, they are cheesy at first, later on, you don’t even get to see them anymore and that they would rather go out with their friends. And when they are with their friends, sometimes, a lot of times they ignore you. So girls, would you rather have a badass boyfriend that acts all macho but totally ignores you, or would you rather have the cheesy one that always has his attention on you? Would he hold your hand when you go out?

Me, I have a badass boyfriend who brags about me and likes to show me off to everybody and writes me stuff. He’s a big guy whom I call my girlfriend, because he’s uber sensitive and likes to write me cheesy little notes. Wouldn’t you like cheesy little notes too?

Below is one of the latest little notes he wrote for me. Yeah, prepare for the cheesiness.

I love you more than the morning sun that brings warmth to the world or the rain that brings life to all it touches or the wind that carries the cool breeze on a hot day! I LOVE YOU MY WONDERFUL WIFE TO BE

Like really, if you are a girl, you can’t help but be flattered.